Why I should have saved my stupid Christmas slipper socks

I am packing for the hospital to go have my second baby and I *wish* I had not already donated my stupid Christmas socks. They would have been perfect:

• Red. For obvious reasons.
• Snuggly warm.
• Non-skid. Also for obvious reasons.
• Reindeer pattern. I care much much less if anything happens to them than if I had these little beauties from Paul Frank.

So, let my lesson be your lesson!